everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude, just got a bummer.
A blow job from a homeless chick.
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Jerry, you need to find god
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.