everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.