Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Sexist Restaurant Owner Tells Woman To ‘Keep Her Legs Open’ After Firing Her
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table