So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The universal cock block of this decade
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?