Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday