There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.