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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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