I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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