I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
third nipple confirmed
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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