I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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