drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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