found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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