As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?