Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys