Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(514): View more from Quebec

you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?

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(407): View more from Florida

Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.

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(208): View more from Idaho

booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.

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