Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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she told me i tasted like america
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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