new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire