we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me