Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style http://tfl.nu/rcp4
  Replies (104) Good night (9384) Bad night (826)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  Please don't use social media to get back at me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): Please don't use social media to get back at me. http://tfl.nu/bgjj
  Replies (11) Good night (743) Bad night (2942)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation? http://tfl.nu/cy8e
  Replies (30) Good night (820) Bad night (9445)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird. http://tfl.nu/h1yk
  Replies (8) Good night (3071) Bad night (1649)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever. http://tfl.nu/lqf2
  Replies (73) Good night (1355) Bad night (15923)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  can your parents tell?

  (310): View more from California

  i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): can your parents tell? (310): i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know http://tfl.nu/rda5
  Replies (26) Good night (9826) Bad night (1726)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ. http://tfl.nu/a72f
  Replies (6) Good night (5772) Bad night (1173)
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is. http://tfl.nu/ndxc
  Replies (8) Good night (4545) Bad night (918)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco. http://tfl.nu/n13q
  Replies (12) Good night (2321) Bad night (571)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower. http://tfl.nu/aao1
  Replies (6) Good night (1473) Bad night (589)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder! http://tfl.nu/rxkw
  Replies (12) Good night (1206) Bad night (556)
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application. http://tfl.nu/49rg
  Replies (1) Good night (959) Bad night (400)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday. http://tfl.nu/g52l
  Replies (5) Good night (529) Bad night (997)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates? http://tfl.nu/iv63
  Replies (3) Good night (664) Bad night (452)
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?

  (1-504): View more from Louisiana

  That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up? (1-504): That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies? http://tfl.nu/79n3
  Replies (1) Good night (915) Bad night (379)

Randomize