can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
