Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up