So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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