I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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