I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country