I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.