I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.