No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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