He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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