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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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