it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.