some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?