i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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