This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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