Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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