she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.