Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire