tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"