You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.