we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm fucking your sister right now.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?