I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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