Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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