They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency