Last Night in Louisiana (337)

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  Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.

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  Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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  if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.

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  so you admit it was good then??

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  All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"

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  I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.

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  you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm

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  Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.

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  Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.

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  I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?

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  i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.

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  My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.

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  They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.

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  Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"

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  The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party

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