Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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