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Her vagina smelled like chicken

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why do you say that

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chicken smells like everything

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(605): Her vagina smelled like chicken (1-605): why do you say that (605): chicken smells like everything http://tfl.nu/rfgv

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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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(605): We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink. http://tfl.nu/ugbw

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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories

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(605): I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories http://tfl.nu/0d8y

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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.

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(605): I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done. http://tfl.nu/lxsz

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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?

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(605): you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out? http://tfl.nu/fgrz

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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.

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(605): We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy. http://tfl.nu/7hz1

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I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich

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(605): I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich http://tfl.nu/py2d

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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before

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(605): I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before http://tfl.nu/b07w

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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.

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WTF??? Isn't he married??

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Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL

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(910): He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding. (605): WTF??? Isn't he married?? (910): Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL http://tfl.nu/eb9x

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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings

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(605): For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings http://tfl.nu/sahq

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Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!

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(605): Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?! http://tfl.nu/u19h

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I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.

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(605): I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix. http://tfl.nu/17el

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Say something about gay babies.

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(605): Say something about gay babies. http://tfl.nu/ehqd

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was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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(605): was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her? http://tfl.nu/02kh

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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.

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(605): I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota. http://tfl.nu/u34o

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