Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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