Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?