there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.