I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef