Last Night in Ontario (647)

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  HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE

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  All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.

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  yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??

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  I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!

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  He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms

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  He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.

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  The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.

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  after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic

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  HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION

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  In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far

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  I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.

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  I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus

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  The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am

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  He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!

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  That is always a wonderful personality trait!

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