my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am