Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.