It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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Congratulations! We have a period
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers