just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I told you penises don't tan
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic