Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck