I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.