Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.