OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?