After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth