I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.