Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.