I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.